tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post242529429923474107..comments2024-02-04T02:15:00.986-08:00Comments on Danny's Blog: Baby ShowerDanny from Milwaukeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-51441926658013601802007-07-19T15:50:00.000-07:002007-07-19T15:50:00.000-07:00Ewww babay showers, even I don't like to go to tho...Ewww babay showers, even I don't like to go to those and I'm a girl. I'm sorry that you had to see what stupid silly shit women will do when faced with the fact that something is growing inside of someone (miracle of life? Depends on who you are asking). I personally would just want money sent to me and no party. Because really who wants to see the fat woman bend over to open present?Diarrhea of the Mouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424041650598533714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-61358403284647139852007-07-12T11:25:00.000-07:002007-07-12T11:25:00.000-07:00Paul,Well whoever he is, he makes a good law.Farra...Paul,<BR/>Well whoever he is, he makes a good law.<BR/><BR/>Farrah,<BR/>I <I>know</I> girls like dating and sleeping with jerks. I just assumed they didn't like reading blogs written by jerks.Danny from Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-74281191379729791302007-07-12T09:22:00.000-07:002007-07-12T09:22:00.000-07:00Don't think that because you're a jerk you won't h...Don't think that because you're a jerk you won't have female readers. Girls like jerks. In fact, every last guy we've ever dated has been one.Farrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04247584236590855755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-3321067030078920922007-07-11T20:09:00.000-07:002007-07-11T20:09:00.000-07:00I'uknow. Some guy.I'uknow. Some guy.PaulNoonanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01600099270280639424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-86275104632932930052007-07-11T19:41:00.000-07:002007-07-11T19:41:00.000-07:00klhp,I didn't stick around long enough to find out...klhp,<BR/>I didn't stick around long enough to find out if it would blow up, but I hope it did.<BR/><BR/>Kate,<BR/>Everything is better with Margaritas. I suppose that's how people get through parenthood so we might as well reinforce that idea starting at the baby shower.<BR/><BR/>Paul,<BR/>Who's Jim?Danny from Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-23746550632226219942007-07-11T19:14:00.000-07:002007-07-11T19:14:00.000-07:00You know, you have no one to blame for this but yo...You know, you have no one to blame for this but yourself. You broke "Jim's Law" which reads as follows:<BR/><BR/>"You know son, the best part about being a guy is that you don't have to go to showers."<BR/><BR/>Bad Danny. No Donut.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, it probably would have been a toolriffic screwjob on your part to bail on poor Billyboy, so I suppose it was justified in this case. Ultimately it's his fault.<BR/><BR/>When asked about the diaper game the wife just said "it's gross, and I don't get it." She hates showers too.PaulNoonanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01600099270280639424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-63935095143347923902007-07-11T16:14:00.000-07:002007-07-11T16:14:00.000-07:00The last baby shower I went to was also co-ed. I ...The last baby shower I went to was also co-ed. I had to diaper a doll in a relay race. Thankfully the hosts had the humanity to provide margaritas. Pitchers and pitchers of margaritas. Tequila makes it all better.K.Mizehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12297673616700706675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-52902956787701342402007-07-11T14:27:00.000-07:002007-07-11T14:27:00.000-07:00The candy bar/diaper game that I played at the lon...The candy bar/diaper game that I played at the longest baby shower of my life (and I am a girl) consisted of many numbered diapers all with a different crushed up candy bar in them. The diapers were passed around the room and, by look and smell, we were supposed to identify the candy bar and write it on our little pastel piece of paper. The person who got the most diaper candy right got the prize. I have never heard of microwaving them, though. That's gross. <BR/><BR/>It makes me wonder... does a diaper blow up like a marshmallow in the microwave?klhphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10622380237428266856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-45632283721586641052007-07-11T14:23:00.000-07:002007-07-11T14:23:00.000-07:00Kerstin,It puts me off of chocolate AND it puts me...Kerstin,<BR/>It puts me off of chocolate AND it puts me off having babies.<BR/><BR/>TK,<BR/>Thanks. But it's a fact of life that some days just blow.Danny from Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-4324924553620685932007-07-11T12:43:00.000-07:002007-07-11T12:43:00.000-07:00Coulda been worse...... wait, no. That's not true...Coulda been worse...<BR/><BR/>... wait, no. That's not true at all. My condolences for the loss of a day.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-34994185143374099302007-07-11T11:02:00.000-07:002007-07-11T11:02:00.000-07:00And then you get a prize...but I gotta say no priz...And then you get a prize...but I gotta say no prize is worth finding that in a diaper. And it seriously puts me off chocolate altogether just thinking about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-389924226106425682007-07-11T10:01:00.000-07:002007-07-11T10:01:00.000-07:00Kersten,So let me get this straight, they passed o...Kersten,<BR/>So let me get this straight, they passed out a bunch of diapers to the guests, one of them containing a melted Hershey bar, and then the guests opened them up? And the one with the fake-dootie is the winner/loser? Then what?<BR/><BR/>Redhead,<BR/>Yes, showers are lame and I believe largely driven by want of presents. But they did foot the bill for the diapers and Hershey bar, so that's a fair trade.Danny from Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-76680499908013248812007-07-11T09:40:00.000-07:002007-07-11T09:40:00.000-07:00I hate showers, and I would like to say that I've ...I hate showers, and I would like to say that I've never been to one where we played stupid games like that (thank god) - my friends would never get away with that shit. Showers are all about drinking - with the celebrants if it's a wedding shower or in front of them if it's a baby shower - and getting/giving free stuff. I still say they're a waste though; a couple should never ask for more than the gift you send AFTER the baby's born (one is enough).<BR/><BR/>But good for you to go and help out your friend; it sounds like he needed you.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-22350415680299381822007-07-11T09:26:00.000-07:002007-07-11T09:26:00.000-07:00The candy in the diaper represents the mess those ...The candy in the diaper represents the mess those two are about to be knee deep in. Or it could just be a poopy diaper. If you get it, you win...or lose depending on how you look at it.<BR/>Kudos to you for making it through the estrogen ocean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-66663498297414413612007-07-11T07:48:00.000-07:002007-07-11T07:48:00.000-07:00stb,Ya know, that's what I thought, but the invita...stb,<BR/>Ya know, that's what I <I>thought</I>, but the invitation indicated that I was supposed to be there. I don't have a wife/girlfriend so it was sent right to me, and it clearly said in several places that it was co-ed. I think that's the "trendy" thing to do or something. Fucking trends.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the only drinks I mixed were for me, and even with the help of those drinks, I didn't see a piece of ass worth hitting. So it sucked.Danny from Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919168326557625849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2055415062106759537.post-49429568964485938912007-07-11T07:39:00.000-07:002007-07-11T07:39:00.000-07:00Guys don't stay for the baby shower unless they ar...Guys don't stay for the baby shower unless they are bartending. Or there is some nice piece of ass worth hitting on.StBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01363699522256218332noreply@blogger.com