Sunday, March 30, 2008

Thank you Maxim Magazine

For the most part, Maxim Magazine is a piece of trash. But when it's right, it's right:



Apparently, Maxim Magazine ranked Sex and the City star Sara Jessica Parker the unsexiest woman in the world. I've been saying this for years. Actually, that's not quite true. I think she's the third unsexiest woman in Hollywood. Two of her three co-stars take the top two spots. You know which two I'm talking about. My problem with her entire show was the leap of logic it took to buy that men might find her and her ugly friends attractive. It's not like any of them had good personalities either.

SJP is all pissed that Maxim is telling it like it is. She's clearly a glass-is-half-empty kind of person. She shouldn't be upset that she is an ugly movie start. She should be happy that despite being ugly, she still became a movie star. She also made some public response about how she's not unsexy just because she doesn't have fake boobs and fake lips or something. This is true. She's unsexy because her face is shaped like a foot. That has nothing to do with boobs or lips.

17 comments:

StB said...

Her face is shaped like a foot?!?!

don't hold back. tell us what you really think.

DB said...

Random comment from stranger: Yes, her face does look like a foot now that I think about it.

Rashid Z. Muhammad said...

"My problem with her entire show was the leap of logic it took to buy that men might find her and her ugly friends attractive."

Oh my God you've just said what I've told a dozen women verbatim over the past few years.

Erin said...

She may not be classically beautiful, but her personality and style make her at least somewhat sexy. She is most certainly not the un-sexiest star in Hollywood, not by a mile!! It's an absolute atrocity that she'd be put above someone like Amy Winehouse.

You want to talk about ugly? Cameron Diaz. Now SHE is seriously not attractive in the least.

But hey, to each their own, I guess!

JayCeezy said...

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"

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